Women have incredible communication skills that go way beyond what us men even fathom as functional . Sometimes it’ s hard for us to understand what is really going on in any given conversation. With the help of some expert women I ’ ve compiled this list of common phrases women use that need to be translated for most men to understand . Here ’ s what she says and what it really means:
1. “I don ’ t care ”
Translation : “I care very much but I feel we ’ ve reached the point in our relationship in which you should already know what I want without me having to verbally communicate it like a normal person. ”
2. “We need to talk”
Translation : “You done MESSED UP !”
3. “I’ m fine”
Translation : “I’ m not fine. I’ m just done talking to you. ”
4. “You ’ re fine”
Translation : ” I will remember what you’ ve done, forever . ”
5. “Do whatever you want ”
Translation : “Do what I want. ”
6. “How does this look on me?”
Translation : “Tell me I’ m pretty. ”
7. “I’ m calm”
Translation : “Tell me to calm down one more time. I dare you. ”
8. “Just forget it”
Translation : “Your ignorance irritates me beyond reason. For your safety , just walk away . ”
9. “Are you serious?”
Translation : “I’ m going to eat you for lunch. ”
10. “I was just kidding”
Translation : “I was kind of kidding, but with an uncomfortably serious undertone indicating that your behavior is unacceptable and needs to change. ”
11. “What did you just say ?”
Translation : “I can’ t believe you just said that. Now is your chance to start begging for forgiveness , which I’ ll give you in a few years. ”
12. “OK , you’ re right ”
Translation : “You ’ re so wrong, but I’ m going to guilt trip you into admitting it by saying you’ re right and then waiting for things to blow up in your face . ”
13. “Who is she ?”
Translation : “You are not to contact, see or even think about her again . I don’ t care if she ’ s your second cousin .
14. “Maybe. I’ ll let you know . ”
Translation : “I’ m really not interested in doing whatever you suggested , but if I can’ t find anything better to do I’ ll settle – or I just won ’ t respond. ”
15. “I’ ll be ready in 5 minutes!”
Translation : “We’ re going to be very , very late. ”
16. “You ’ re going to wear that?”
Translation : “I will not be seen in public with you in that getup. Go change. ”
17. Tense silence
Translation : “Run . ”
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